I did a bad thing on purpose.

Princess was about 25. She had long curly brown hair, brown eyes, a beautiful face, and was curvy in the good way - like the makes your dick hard way. She was REDACTED.

She was just some innocent gal who had no idea what Crazy Bitch and I were up to. Now - yes, of course, I found her extremely attractive - I wasn't faking that. You can't fake a hard-on. But my actual motivation - I was actually interested in what her parents were doing, which was committing REDACTED for a REDACTED.

LOL - believe me or not, this is all bullshit fiction anyway. Fucking sue me.

So the only reason I was even able to do this is because my chain friends - "friends" - taught me how. In fact I was just doing my patriotic duty fighting REDACTED.

And, it was "revenge" in a sense for Big Boobies, who had done the same thing to me five years earlier. So I just reversed it, I used the same tricks on Princess that Big Boobies had used on me. I'll never forget our first date - I have to admit, it makes me feel like a total stud. It's somewhat of a blind date - we had exchanged pictures - and she is sitting at the bar when I walk in.

I mean, I see it right on her face. It's a combination of lust and fear - LOL - she clearly thought I was hot. I was wearing my cool leather jacket and my cool boots Crazy Bitch had bought me.

I mean I feel bad saying it but her psyche profile was pretty easy to figure out. She had almost certainly been a slightly chubby girl in school, when she grew up she became quite attractive but never really felt that way.

So all you really have to do is compliment them and if you're at least as cute as the guy she had a crush on in high school, it's fucking easy. Just be charming and take her dancing, tell her some vague romantic stories, and you're in like Flynn.

I took her to the apartment a few times and of course Crazy Bitch did her typical routine - pretend she didn’t know I had someone in my bed so she’d just walk in - I really needed to get a lock for the bedroom door - and sit down next to me and start chatting like nothing was happening. That crazy bitch got off on it.

Princess was apparently not a shrinking violet however because she chose to, er, “compete” with Crazy Bitch. She was a smart gal, she figured it out the first time, asked me about it, and took my lacuna as confirmation.

But instead of running like others, she took it as a challenge. Which makes me feel like even more of an asshole honestly.

Look - everyone is basically predictable. So it takes maybe two months and then her parents go on a vacation and she takes me to their frankly fabulous condo and even makes jokes about how her parents are REDACTED on the REDACTED.

I think - but don't say - yes hon that's why I'm here.

So that night - I'm a fucking porn star, I fuck the hell out of this bitch, she went there several times. What can I say, back in the day I used to work out and all. I had a nice head of hair and a nice smile. I had plenty - about 50 until I lost count.

So I get her a little drunk, fuck her brains out, while she's happily sleeping I get into daddy's office - it takes ten minutes.

Hey - they did it to me! In fact, Rocker Chick was doing to me what I was doing to Princess, and Crazy Bitch was fucking all of us apparently.

That's the thing about those REDACTED chicks - in reality they are gaming you.


You ever love someone so much you thought your little heart was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so
You ever tried with all your heart and soul to get your lover back to you?
I wanna hope so
You ever pray with all your heart and soul just to watch her walk away?

You ever toss and turn, you're lying awake and thinking about the one you love?
I don't think so
You ever close your eyes, making believe you're holding the one you're dreaming of?
Well, if you say so
It hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low she'll go

Baby did a bad bad thing
Baby did a bad bad thing
I feel like crying
I feel like crying